It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
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Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
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OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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