Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
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Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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