found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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