How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
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I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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