She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
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I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
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Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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