just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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