Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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