How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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