Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
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There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
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Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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