i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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