Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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