I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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