i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
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Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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