that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Michael Bay diarrhea
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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