She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
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Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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