You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
