Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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