yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
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I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
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So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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