Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
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Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
You are a genius and a whore.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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