When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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