did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
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Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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