i just wanna soil my oats bro
what day is it and did you see me today?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
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She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
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I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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