Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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