Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
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This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
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The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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