Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
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I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
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I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
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