That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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