If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
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