ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
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you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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