dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Randomize
