I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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