Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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