i barfeds in our rink
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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