love makes seman taste better
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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