Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
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I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
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I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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