We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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