So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
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