I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.