I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
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you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
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ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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