i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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