so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
The air taste purple.
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