I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
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i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
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Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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