i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
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I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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