Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
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17 year olds will be the death of me.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
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Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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