and you said cock pushups were impossible
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
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Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
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I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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