Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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