some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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