weddingsv make me drug and hornr
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Randomize
