I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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