Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
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Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
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all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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