She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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