I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
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You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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